#664 / Added by Queued / Uttered 2013-01-14 +()-
<chem242> Delicious pizza acquired.
<chem242> My wife gets queasy when I talk about it but it is so good. Garlic sauce, shrimp, feta and artichoke pizza.
<Ulm_Hrm> I'm with your wife.
<chem242> You bastard! At least fix the sink while you are there.
#663 / Added by Riot / Uttered 2013-01-13 +()-
<BigNTaII> google melrose video game buyback
<MagicVoice> melrose video game buyback: http://www.myfoxphilly.com/story/20575261/massachusetts-mayor-to-hold-violent-video-game-buyback-program (Massachusetts Mayor To Hold Violent Video Game Buyback Program)
<BigNTaII> It doesn't say what the coupons are for.
<fade> guns
#662 / Added by Riot / Uttered 2012-12-03 +()-
<Mori-neko> Speaking from experience, Van definitely does not pass as a woman
<duz> he uses his blinker?
#661 / Added by Arben / Uttered 2012-11-18 +(1)-
<BigNTall_> The two people in triage were both here for the same thing
<Queued> Free coffee
#660 / Added by Queued / Uttered 2012-11-08 +(1)-
<akess> If I ever need a poster-sized picture of my wang, I'd like to use an uncompressed format.
<akess> Really just curious. We have a DSLR, never know when we capture a pulizter prize winning shit.
<Queued> I hope to god that was a typo
<Queued> Because it's spelled "Pulitzer"
#660 / Added by Queued / Uttered 2012-11-08 +(2)-
<akess> If I ever need a poster-sized picture of my wang, I'd like to use an uncompressed format.
<akess> Really just curious. We have a DSLR, never know when we capture a pulizter prize winning shit.
<Queued> I hope to god that was a typo
<Queued> Because it's spelled "Pulitzer"
#659 / Added by Riot / Uttered 2012-10-20 +(-1)-
<akess> My boss has always got to be right. I called the enter key on the keyboard the return key and she corrected me.
<akess> On this keyboard here, it's called the return key.
<akess> I think I'll beat her to death with it.
#658 / Added by Riot / Uttered 2012-10-20 +(-4)-
<akess> My boss has always got to be right. I called the enter key on the keyboard the return key and she corrected me.
<akess> On this keyboard here, it's called the return key.
<akess> I think I'll beat her to death with it.
#657 / Added by Riot / Uttered 2012-10-02 +(0)-
* Queued just spent the last two hours replacing a washing machine boot
<Riot> Is it booting now?
<Queued> They don't take long to boot, the firmware's pretty compact
<Riot> You should throw some more ram in it so it loads clothes faster
<Candover> I modded mine to use third-party detergents.
<Queued> It's a front loader, and apparently somebody managed to tear the rubber seal
<Arben> I'm frontloading this bookcase.
<Queued> I'm frontloading your mom
#657 / Added by Riot / Uttered 2012-10-02 +(0)-
* Queued just spent the last two hours replacing a washing machine boot
<Riot> Is it booting now?
<Queued> They don't take long to boot, the firmware's pretty compact
<Riot> You should throw some more ram in it so it loads clothes faster
<Candover> I modded mine to use third-party detergents.
<Queued> It's a front loader, and apparently somebody managed to tear the rubber seal
<Arben> I'm frontloading this bookcase.
<Queued> I'm frontloading your mom
#656 / Added by fade / Uttered 2012-07-11 +(1)-
<duz>http://i.imgur.com/eG6RC.jpg [09:18:24]
<fade> you found shining's notes? [09:18:46]
<duz> gotta explain the higgs somehow [09:18:57]
<iKon> that's actually a slide from shining's presentation, "Ayahuasca and You Can Too"
#655 / Added by Arben / Uttered 2012-07-06 +(1)-
<BigNTaII> Ugh. I burned the hell out of my lip on hot squirting sausage
#654 / Added by Raccoon / Uttered 2012-01-23 +(0)-
<duz> pierogies are pretty awesome
<ulm_hrm> They ARE awesome.
<ulm_hrm> As are cornish pasties
<duz> small hens that cover the nipples?
#654 / Added by Raccoon / Uttered 2012-01-23 +(0)-
<duz> pierogies are pretty awesome
<ulm_hrm> They ARE awesome.
<ulm_hrm> As are cornish pasties
<duz> small hens that cover the nipples?
#653 / Added by SoRefined / Uttered 2011-12-09 +(9)-
<tempis[web]> Swiss-based humanitarian group The International Committee of the Red Cross (ICRC) was forced to deny rumors Thursday it was planning to hold gamers accountable for violent gameplay crimes under the rules of the Geneva Convention.
<fade> what does that even mean?
<tempis[web]> no idea, but I hope it means that douchebag that kept knifing me last night is going to prison
#652 / Added by Queued / Uttered 2011-11-21 +(2)-
<Ulm_Mobile> My weekly commute circle would be Omaha, St. Louis. Tulsa, Denver
<Queued> With a trunk full of quality flatware and a map of lonely widows' homes
<duz> and occasionally things to sell
#652 / Added by Queued / Uttered 2011-11-21 +(6)-
<Ulm_Mobile> My weekly commute circle would be Omaha, St. Louis. Tulsa, Denver
<Queued> With a trunk full of quality flatware and a map of lonely widows' homes
<duz> and occasionally things to sell
#651 / Added by Arben / Uttered 2011-10-14 +(4)-
<Queued> For those following along, I've managed to move two bank accounts
[11:58:20] <Raccoon> How is this different than your usual money laundering?
[11:58:29] <iKon2> did you take the suggestion of changing it all to bills rather than coins before attempting to move it?
[11:58:50] <Queued> Yeah, in both cases they handed my a wad of bills
[11:59:01] <Queued> I don't know why I assumed they'd give me checks
[11:59:21] <Raccoon> From where to where?
[12:00:07] <Queued> I shut down Bank of America in favor of ING and Parkway in favor of TCF
[12:00:32] <Raccoon> Twin Cities Financial?
[12:00:51] <iKon2> no, The Corleone Family
#650 / Added by SoRefined / Uttered 2011-09-23 +(1)-
<BigNTall> Really, finger? Are you trying to tell me I've suddenly become noecrophiliac?
<BigNTall> no wait - that's not it
<BigNTall> what's the one where you bleed?
#650 / Added by SoRefined / Uttered 2011-09-23 +(2)-
<BigNTall> Really, finger? Are you trying to tell me I've suddenly become noecrophiliac?
<BigNTall> no wait - that's not it
<BigNTall> what's the one where you bleed?
#649 / Added by Queued / Uttered 2011-08-24 +(4)-
<SoRefined> Heh, amazon video's daily deal is a 99 cent rental for Drive Angry
<fade> they pay YOU to rent it, right?
<SoRefined> It doesn't look like it
<SoRefined> This isn't Soviet Russia, fade
<fade> then why am I drunk on vodka and fighting a bear, huh?
<SoRefined> Because it's Wednesday
#648 / Added by Queued / Uttered 2011-06-10 +(2)-
<Ulm_Hrm> And having Thelma and Louise calm the HELL down.
<Queued> Is that what you call your testicles?
<Ulm_Hrm> Those are Butch and Sundance
<BigNTall> Either way they die at the end
#648 / Added by Queued / Uttered 2011-06-10 +(6)-
<Ulm_Hrm> And having Thelma and Louise calm the HELL down.
<Queued> Is that what you call your testicles?
<Ulm_Hrm> Those are Butch and Sundance
<BigNTall> Either way they die at the end
#647 / Added by chem242 / Uttered 2011-03-28 +(1)-
<shining|work> I loathed every page load on IE
<shining|work> every time it was like it was going to crash
<akess_> It's actually not made to be used on the internet
#647 / Added by chem242 / Uttered 2011-03-28 +(2)-
<shining|work> I loathed every page load on IE
<shining|work> every time it was like it was going to crash
<akess_> It's actually not made to be used on the internet
#646 / Added by Riot / Uttered 2011-03-24 +(0)-
<Riot> My bangs are down to my chin and the back is longer
<Riot> Filthy hippieville here I come
<zwaaa[web]> as long as you are in Eastern Filthy Hippieville
<SoRefined> Just cut the bangs and stop in Mulletburg
<fade> you can take a mustache ride right to there
<SoRefined> Well played
#646 / Added by Riot / Uttered 2011-03-24 +(0)-
<Riot> My bangs are down to my chin and the back is longer
<Riot> Filthy hippieville here I come
<zwaaa[web]> as long as you are in Eastern Filthy Hippieville
<SoRefined> Just cut the bangs and stop in Mulletburg
<fade> you can take a mustache ride right to there
<SoRefined> Well played
#645 / Added by fnord / Uttered 2011-01-24 +(-6)-
<BigNTall> It's where you really see the tradeoff
<BigNTall> as far as performance
<fade> is parity active?
<BigNTall> The catch 22 is, a cache drive would help, but once I get all my current stuff loaded, I won't care about write speed
<BigNTall> Yes
<BigNTall> It's going about 30, but still it's not 60
<fade> i think the trick is to do your initial load pefore putting parity in
<fnord> makes your mom smile like nothing else.
<BigNTall> I could do that
<BigNTall> disable parity, run TB in, and then build the parity
<fnord> cool, she's leavin here in about 10 minutes
<BigNTall> 4TB, rather
<BigNTall> It's not too terribly painful, but I think doubling my speed and then letting parity run overnight would be an overall gain
<fnord> she says she's up for it.
#645 / Added by fnord / Uttered 2011-01-24 +(-2)-
<BigNTall> It's where you really see the tradeoff
<BigNTall> as far as performance
<fade> is parity active?
<BigNTall> The catch 22 is, a cache drive would help, but once I get all my current stuff loaded, I won't care about write speed
<BigNTall> Yes
<BigNTall> It's going about 30, but still it's not 60
<fade> i think the trick is to do your initial load pefore putting parity in
<fnord> makes your mom smile like nothing else.
<BigNTall> I could do that
<BigNTall> disable parity, run TB in, and then build the parity
<fnord> cool, she's leavin here in about 10 minutes
<BigNTall> 4TB, rather
<BigNTall> It's not too terribly painful, but I think doubling my speed and then letting parity run overnight would be an overall gain
<fnord> she says she's up for it.
#644 / Added by Ulm / Uttered 2011-01-14 +(4)-
<fade> item in today's Fry's Electronics ad: "Doberman Entry Defense Alarm with Audible Alarm", which I realize is probably some sort of electronic gizmo, but I like the idea of going to Fry's and buying an attack dog in a box that's been marked down 5% becauseit's a return
#643 / Added by SoRefined / Uttered 2011-01-13 +(9)-
<duz> huh, IBM's Jeopardy computer beat two people in today's practice round before tomorrow's taping
<fade> were they dumb?
<Queued> I need that in the form of a question
<fade> "were they dumb?"?
#642 / Added by Raccoon / Uttered 2011-01-10 +(1)-
<Raccoon> Like REM or Perl Jam.
<Candover> The cool kids are listening to Python Jam nowadays.
<duz> I thought they moved on to ruby jam
<Candover> Those people got run out of town on a rail.
#642 / Added by Raccoon / Uttered 2011-01-10 +(2)-
<Raccoon> Like REM or Perl Jam.
<Candover> The cool kids are listening to Python Jam nowadays.
<duz> I thought they moved on to ruby jam
<Candover> Those people got run out of town on a rail.
#641 / Added by Arben / Uttered 2010-12-18 +(16)-
<shining> I can't stand watching b-ball though I always like to shoot hoops
<Queued> I can't stand barrel making, yet I like going to the cooper
#640 / Added by shining / Uttered 2010-12-18 +(-4)-
<duz> normally I just touch them out but this ons running away, stupid beautiful eyelashes
#639 / Added by Arben / Uttered 2010-10-22 +(16)-
* Riot tickles Queued.
<Riot> Tickle monster!
<Queued> hee hee hee hee
* Queued can't breathe
* Riot eats Queued's brains.
<Queued> People always ignore the "monster" part
#638 / Added by Ulm / Uttered 2010-09-30 +(9)-
<Ulm_Hrm> We've been getting canned government meat. Disgusting looking, but I like it.
< Arben> what's the ratio of real government to filler in each can?
<fade> same as Congress
< duz> so it's all just lips and assholes?
#637 / Added by Arben / Uttered 2010-08-13 +(3)-
<tempis> are you a Steelers fan zwaaaa?
<zwaaaa> I am...
<zwaaaa> did you have a followup question or are you googling shit on Rothesberger?
<tempis> no
<tempis> it was just the one question
<tempis> I didn't think you were a Steelers fan
#637 / Added by Arben / Uttered 2010-08-13 +(12)-
<tempis> are you a Steelers fan zwaaaa?
<zwaaaa> I am...
<zwaaaa> did you have a followup question or are you googling shit on Rothesberger?
<tempis> no
<tempis> it was just the one question
<tempis> I didn't think you were a Steelers fan
#636 / Added by SoRefined / Uttered 2010-07-26 +(1)-
<Ulm_Hrm> Someone took out our mailbox last week, and it's all smooshed and sad looking at the end of our driveway.
<Chem242> worst date evar
#636 / Added by SoRefined / Uttered 2010-07-26 +(2)-
<Ulm_Hrm> Someone took out our mailbox last week, and it's all smooshed and sad looking at the end of our driveway.
<Chem242> worst date evar
#635 / Added by Arben / Uttered 2010-07-14 +(1)-
<Queued> I'm spending next week in Ohio
<zwaaa[laptop]> Queued, my sympathies
<Queued> Ohio's fucking awesome
<Van> Just watch out, here in Ohio you can get ticketed just for LOOKING like you're going too fast
<zwaaa[laptop]> well, to be fair, you have no actual vehicle inspection standards, so they have to be careful
<Van> We've got emissions checks in some counties
<Queued> What? I have vehicle inspection standards
<zwaaa[laptop]> no, I mean Ohio
<Queued> Whew, I thought I was going to have to challenge you to a duel
#635 / Added by Arben / Uttered 2010-07-14 +(2)-
<Queued> I'm spending next week in Ohio
<zwaaa[laptop]> Queued, my sympathies
<Queued> Ohio's fucking awesome
<Van> Just watch out, here in Ohio you can get ticketed just for LOOKING like you're going too fast
<zwaaa[laptop]> well, to be fair, you have no actual vehicle inspection standards, so they have to be careful
<Van> We've got emissions checks in some counties
<Queued> What? I have vehicle inspection standards
<zwaaa[laptop]> no, I mean Ohio
<Queued> Whew, I thought I was going to have to challenge you to a duel
#634 / Added by chem242 / Uttered 2010-05-14 +(1)-
<SoBerry> The somerville theater marquee has the following titles stacked in this order
<SoBerry> Kick-Ass
<SoBerry> Babies
<SoBerry> Hot Tub
<SoBerry> Date Night
<fade> reverse order
#634 / Added by chem242 / Uttered 2010-05-14 +(2)-
<SoBerry> The somerville theater marquee has the following titles stacked in this order
<SoBerry> Kick-Ass
<SoBerry> Babies
<SoBerry> Hot Tub
<SoBerry> Date Night
<fade> reverse order
#633 / Added by Raccoon / Uttered 2010-05-05 +(3)-
<BigNTall> OK - Mother's Day phones ordered
<fade> is that like the Batphone?
<BigNTall> along with a hands-free headset
<duz> fade: it's a model of a woman giving birth
<Chem242> when he calls it has a custom ring that is him saying "Sorry again about your vagina"
<fade> that would make a good title for a Ween song
#633 / Added by Raccoon / Uttered 2010-05-05 +(12)-
<BigNTall> OK - Mother's Day phones ordered
<fade> is that like the Batphone?
<BigNTall> along with a hands-free headset
<duz> fade: it's a model of a woman giving birth
<Chem242> when he calls it has a custom ring that is him saying "Sorry again about your vagina"
<fade> that would make a good title for a Ween song
#632 / Added by Raccoon / Uttered 2010-05-03 +(9)-
* Van tries to remember how to use Lightwright
<Van> Maybe...THIS button
*** Signoff: Van (Banzai!)
<Arben> That's a good button.
#631 / Added by Ulm / Uttered 2010-04-30 +(1)-
<dal-X> http://www.planbmag.com/
<dal-X> all back issues available in pdf, if anyone wants them
<SoRefined> That's a weird name
<Queued> It's the magazine you read after unprotected sex
<SoRefined> There is a hair salon in Harvard Square called Plan B.
<Queued> It's the hairstyle you get after unprotected sex
#631 / Added by Ulm / Uttered 2010-04-30 +(2)-
Don't Click<dal-X> http://www.planbmag.com/
<dal-X> all back issues available in pdf, if anyone wants them
<SoRefined> That's a weird name
<Queued> It's the magazine you read after unprotected sex
<SoRefined> There is a hair salon in Harvard Square called Plan B.
<Queued> It's the hairstyle you get after unprotected sex